"Put it in his mouth whilst it's open" -Sarah Cool (18/1/2K6)
"When I go down to England I ride Ross" - Adam London (3/1/2k6)
"She's a monster" - Kyle Wallace (whilst speakin to Ross in English)
"Hey Joe, what's going on?" - Gav Thompson (talkin to Ross) (17/12/05)
"OHHH!! (you know the noise I mean) Sounds like Donald Duck having fun in a paddling pool!" -McNeil
(5/9/05)
"Strum your wee baws aff!" Al'n Maguire (6/9/05)
"Do it Orally" - McNeil (1/9/05)
"Oh!!, Don't cut my throat, Sir" - McNeil (31/8/05)
"Don't Fidlle" - McNeil (30/8/05)
"Story, Story, Story, Story" - McNeil and Sean Ramone (29/8/05)
"Don't dooodle" - McNeil (29/8/05)
"Time to tinker" - McNeil (23/8/05)
"Oh my God! A Seagull!!" - Sarah Cool (3/8/05)
"Oh my God!! Another Seagull!! - Sarah Cool (3/8/05)
"HaHa the yoghurt! (whilst pointing at a pram) - Heaz (27/7/05)
"Only quiters Quit" - Red Foreman (That 70's Show)
"Me and Sarah did it at the Conservation 'Hing!" - Ross Cauld-Cabbage (15/7/05)
"I DID IT WITH SARAH COOL!!!" - Ross Cauld-Cabbage (15/7/05)
"Wow!! I can climb a Stair, Can You climb a stair?" - Ross Cauld-Cabbage (15/7/05)
"Shivering sorta works. But it's never made me warmer!" Ross Cauld-Cabbage (8/7/05)
"Chicks don't dig that Phil!" - Sean Ramone and Shaun Evans (3/7/05)
"It doesn't matter, It's only a janny!" - Miss. P (29/6/05)
"Plants need to fuck!!, get over it Phil!!!" - Mosh (26/6/05)
"E-T-E-R-M-I-N-A-T-E!!!!......E-T-E-R-M-I-N-A-T-E!!!!" McLaren
(29/6/05)
"...Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!" - McNeil (Unknown)
"I just want to play with boys!" - Andrew Stuart (27/6/05)
"You can not go to the book fair anymore because there is no
book fair anymore"
"On the hole!"
"Catch the sharp edge of my tongue!" - McNeil (24/6/05)
"I'm away to clean ma ring" - Ross Cauld-Cabbage (Unknown)
"The shop keeper uses the 1985 price because 1986 hasn't happened yet" - Mr. Chapman (22/6/05)
"I'm scared!!!" - Mr. McNeil (22/6/05)
".....so people can image it" - Shaun Evans (22/6/05)
"Ross' hair makes him look like a bear" - Shaun Evans (Unknown)
"Eddie Van Halen makes a guitar sound like a guitar" - Gav Reekie
(30/4/05)
"my balls need a sucking" - Andy 28/4/05
"condoms don’t grow on trees" - Mr Watson (unknown)
"I forgot how to draw a box" - Andy 28/4/05
"I know there have been incidenses" - Mrs McAlpine 29/4/05
"coat please and attention" - Mr Fraser 29/4/05
"his Bob dangled at the end of the string, it began to rise and was
attracted to the mountain" - Patty (26/4/05)
"BIG-G" - Patty (26/4/05)
"Ma G-String is about to snap!" - Shaun Evans (22/4/05)
"4.5 + 4.5 = 12......2.5 + 2.5 = 6"
"Oh My God! I put ma test in the Infinerator!" - Shaun Evans (20/4/05)[all
3 of them]
"The Juice didn't feel wet" - Shaun Evans (5/3/05)
"It exists" - Mr. Watson (14/3/05)
"I Pee...Bent" - Patty - (15/3/05)
"If You're not happy with him touching it put it away!" - Patty (15/3/05)
"You can sit on it for all i care!" - Patty (15/3/05)
PAPER!! It's made from tree's......(an extract from his solo talk) - Gav Reekie (14/3/05)
"ALIENS!! *when everyone went quiet in maths*" - Andy (8/3/05)
"I want your melons" - Christina (unknown)
"fursday the furd" - Mrs. Macalpine (2/3/05)
"Are the war poems poetry?" - Shaun Evans (28/2/05)
"stop this silly silliness!!" - Miss Boyd (unknown)
There is something called chorrches Chsange!! - Mrs. Macalpine (18/2/05)
"Do you think am that Stupid?!" - Sheighan Slaven (25/2/05)
"Tsch-Tsch!!" - Patty (25/2/05)
"Don't take 3rd or 2nd best. Go for 1st, Aim for excellence" - Mr. Fraser (18/2/05)
"fuck i never knew it was so big" - Sarah Cool (24/2/05)
"You're a God (refferring to Sean Ramone)" - Al'n Maguire (24/2/05)
"you can use them for summin (refferring to his spare bit 'o lead)" - Al'n Maguire (unknown)
"snow is cold" - Joanne Spittal (24/2/05)
"I slept with Lee the man" - Scot Wilson (22/2/05)
"Welcome to my house of fun!" - Mr. Hughes (Unknown)
"I'm not that dumb *walks into light bulb*, OWW!! I burnt my head!" - Shaun Evans (Unknown)
"Shaun (Foy), why do you always have itchy balls?" - Mellisa Gait (22/2/05)
"I don't have a magic wand" - Mr. Fraser (22/2/05)
"pooper water" - Patty (22/2/05)
"pump" - Patty (22/2/05)
"pumped H.E. stations" - Patty (22/2/05)
