Richie the Pimp - 16/11/2005 - 6pm-ish
Doctor: Hello Richie. Welcome to my Surgery here in the TARDIS.
Richie: hello.
Doctor: Now do you prefer Richie or Richard?
Richie: Richie will do.
Doctor: Ok. You're one of the new talents here on STUFFtv and i think our readers
may want to know a bit more about you.
Richie: Ok.
Doctor: Tell us about yourself.
Richie: My name is Richard i am a male i live in methil 8 haven court and
i am 15 years old born in england and was born on 5/5/90.
Doctor: And you're a pimp.
Richie: Yes and I'm a pimp.
Doctor: (laughs) There are alot of rumours circulating about yourself and another
STUFFtv cast member.
Richie: What are you trying to say?
Doctor: Well I am referring to Rock 'n' Roll
Rab.
Richie: Oh! I forgot about him. Yeah I guess.
Doctor: Rumours that you two have some sort of relationship.
Richie: No. I hate the guy.
Doctor: AhHhhh. I have been misinformed. Is there a pacific reason why you hate him?
Richie: Well he always makes me feel bad and i hate the way he boasts about
his self.
Doctor: Really? Well there's a revelation here. I had no idea.
Richie: Yes there is.
Doctor: Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. I have a few questions from the readers. Would
you care to answer them?
Richie: Of course.
Doctor: Thank You. Salty would like to Know "why he's such a legend?".
Richie: Why salty is such a legend?
Doctor: Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. He wants to know.
Richie: Because he threatened to stab Rab.
Doctor: (Laughs) Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. well there you go Salty you have been
answered. So what have you been doing recenty?
Richie: Not much just school.
Doctor: Ah I see. Eduction is important... But STUFFtv is better.
Richie: Yes.
Doctor: Have you heard anything about the STUFFtv Christmas plans?
Richie: No. Please tell.
Doctor: Ok. Lots of special Christmas oriantated stunts and stuff. Do you have any
ideas about what you can do?
Richie: Well... if it snows we could climb a building
and throw snowballs at passers by.
Doctor: An
excellent idea. And of course there will be some yellow snow.
Richie:(laughs) Yes.
Doctor: I'd
watch out Phil!
Richie: What about Phil? We could roll Phil in the snow and try and make
him into a snowman.
Doctor: (laughs)Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
Many ideas about the STUFFtv Christmas spectacular.I have heard things
about egg nog, fairy lights and Santa.
Richie: Buy a santa suit and get Phil to wear it.
Doctor: (Laughs)
Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Another question from the fans?
Richie: Ok.
Doctor: Sexi
Paki "I would like to know i am not at all impressed with this wot so ever. salty has 7? oh my word that is a lot of turkeys..
at least he sad i was sexy. i am truely greatful 4 that.. my next question is....... why did i marry such a dense bitch like
barbara?"
Richie: What the fuck?
Doctor: He asked a question last time to Salty. He's a regular. Phil would like
to know what is your favourite cheese?
Richie: Cheddar.
Doctor: There
you go Phil. Well Mr. Pimp is there anything you would like to say before we go? or anything you would like to ask me?
Richie: Ermm nope I need to go, bye bye.
(Richie runs as a Dalek comes toward him screaming EX-TER-MIN-ATE!.)
Doctor: (Laughs)
Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Well for Richie the Pimp and that Dalek, I am The Doctor saying I'll see you in Cyber Space......
